Everything’s on the UP with the Tories the gap between the richies and the poories the porky pies and fabricated storiesYes – everything’s on the up with the Tories
Everything’s up the creek with the Blue Boys
They’re selling off the NHS to cowboys
They’re cutting back on nurses (but investing it in hearses) the nitwits and the we-don’t-have-a-clue boys
Everything’s on the UP with the Tories
With unemployed across all categories Johnson, Gove, Patel – it’s a government from Hell!And a few more years of Brexit purgatory
Everything’s on the up with the Righties
Who worship at the feet of Trump Almighty
There’s people in the street without a bloody crust to eat
But everything’s on the up for the Tories
If you’re Eton, Winchester or Harrow
The road to the future, though narrow leads – like a well aimed arrow -right to the bottom of the barrel
We’re scraping the bottom of the barrel!!
Everything’s on the UP with the Tories their red-tops farting out more made-up stories, they’re proudly on the wrong side of history
But everything’s on the UP, everything’s on the UP, everything’s on the UP, with the Tories
